Serious Professional Paper From a Serious Professional Person With a Serious Professional Degree: How to Make Kids Give Up On Life
Serious Professional Paper From a Serious Professional Person
With a Serious Professional Degree
Origen Adamantius
Longhouse Community College of wherever I vote for the same policies that made me flee the LAST state
Abstract
Yes.
Introduction
Childcare is essential to fail in a post-what-ChatGPT-and-its-blinking-predecessors-agreed-with-me-is-an-archaic society. Everything wrong is the right thing to do because that’s the Great Mission everything has become dependent on because if I can’t pretend anymore then everyone might as well die anyway.
Consensus. Self-love. Research. Self-expression. Perspective. Science. Confidence. Words. Words. Words. They mean something because it’s only an opinion or just someone’s perception when it’s not the RIGHT one, and these things are sucking right now, and that means we need to do the same thing as now but more. Remember, today doesn’t happen after yesterday, that’s actually last week, and correlation doesn’t imply causation because good people are all individuals who have nothing to do with each other except when that being a thing means we can more pretend we’re succeeding. Or if they turn out to be bad people.
Here’s a picture of words from two serious professionals who also do stuff.
It’s all a part of The Conversation that you’re preparing to walk into and is like you walking into a room with serious adult people in the middle of a conversation that you didn’t start and has moved on from anything that failed to be made after 1962.
Methods
One of the three-letter ways of doing things you were made to do word-for-word but SLIGHTLY different just because.
Results
How to Make Kids Give Up On Life:
Make their formative years isolated and governed by impulse-control-free parental figures about any of which the kid can do nothing, and who’re incapable of addressing anything annoyingly important but not immediately necessary for survival.
Effects:
Likely to develop depression and conditioned learned helplessness because whatever troubles them will be made an inescapable death of innocence that their whole future is in.
Indulgent flexes of power—even those that don’t entail physical abuse or are even intended to be serious—are extremely effective for this, their effect magnified by how much the person is supposed to love you.
The idea that you can change someone’s mind on something after they have yet another meltdown or spiral by just waiting a bit, leaving them alone, and then going out and persisting in good faith is not only impossible to understand, but almost entirely incomprehensible.
More likely to give up or walk away from any given thing due to the ingrained belief that sufficiently odious miseries and insufficiencies in a thing will keep being miserable forever, and that such is always how it will be.
Learns to create their own games, canon, entertainment, and ‘life’ entirely in their own mind, dissociating them from reality to a greater or lesser degree that can remain a pastime for them indefinitely.
Give them the availability of vices and think that as long as they don’t instantly kill themselves with them, that nothing bad can happen because of them at all.
Anything from drugs to alcohol to video games to social media to whorishness.
Effects:
No foundational belief or knowledge of human goodness or the potential thereof, and so will take vices and perverted versions of goods to be superior to the goods themselves—or as fulfilling a human need, like ‘filling the void.’ Such void-filling will burn as much of them out as is allowed, and not a single one of them will recognize their own devoutness—even fanaticism—in a life of forever-rebelling against some group or groups that make them repellingly pissy.
Capitalize on youth-fetishizing, trend-riding institutional control to normalize the absurd, canonize fads, and pretend that nothing that happened before you is really a thing.
Effects:
They’re mongoloid fanatics today and clueless liberal-conservatives tomorrow. They’ll believe whatever you tell them they want to hear and then hear in entertainment. Today you’re miserable, tomorrow you’ll be miserable, and you won’t have been miserable today because everything was better yesterday, and no one can stop progress. (Gratification is FAR from limited to “happiness.”)
Give them a steady supply of bad examples from other demographics, interests, beliefs, etc. that they might otherwise be interested in or might give them no-no thoughts.
For instance, those that are moronically negative. The kind who answers a child’s wondering of how we know God exists by throwing a cup of water in their face. The kind whose idea of “helping” a youth in their demographic is blaming them and trying to lord unto them for every question, notion, or concern they don’t like.
Effects:
Confusion; ‘what do I do??’
The decision is basically binary: Lose some interest in your convictions, or keep going with them. If the delusion of your thing being ‘neutral’ is successful, even if you have to make a Diet Thing for that, the former will be more common.
An additional field of isolation and resentment. Another swathe of the real world gone. For many—even most—that will be enough to keep them where they are, at least for long enough that regret can come in as extra-effective reinforcements given how Correct Degeneracy Opinions are powerless against that which they can’t run away from anymore.
Additional instances where a personal/loving/genuine interest in others or ‘trying’ is punished with no recourse.
Consolidates fatalistic and cynically-skewed view of human nature. Complaining about “the world” is something fun everyone can do.
Other signs/behaviors:
Unfamiliarity with leadership or significant responsibility; finds the idea of proactively living with such feeling entirely alien and easily forgotten about.
Apathy/willing ignorance towards interests like local organizations or anything not immediately entertaining about national politics.
A strange, even absurd or perverted affinity for a kind of foreign culture as more dictating of thought, interest, race, etc. and de facto superior to one’s own.
Being a particular kind of indulgent, where they just ‘forget’ about things or disciplines rather than actively reject them.
A tendency to take people as authoritative examples of their identity or principles.
Their ‘dreams’ or fantasies take place in an environment and with people that are entirely unlike what they have in real life. (This includes different degrees of solitude.)
They can’t hear about certain subjects or certain implications without getting overwhelmed from within and starting to defensively shut down.
What Not to Do Because Far-Right and Extremism and Backsliding (it’s definitely backsliding, don’t ask) and White Supremacy and Male Supremacy and Misogyny and Prejudice and Discrimination and Democracy-and-the-Government—unless it didn’t give me what I wanted this time, then it’s bad—and This One Time a Woman was Sad and This One Time White People Didn’t Like Black People ([OMING SOON TO THEATERS] and There Exist People Who Don’t Want Me To Reject Them and Call Them Evil For Not Loving Whatever Fad-Program I Want Them To and That Says So Much About Our Politically-Polarized Society and The World Boo-Hoo The World, Society, The World, Society—
Anything that would treat vices like actual vices. That would singlehandedly make my tastes invalid.
The best words and targets are those that don’t actually mean anything really. Female students academically outperform their male peers because they know that difference doesn’t exist by not knowing it.
Anything the the Judeo-Islamo-pagano-Buddho-whatever-else-I-can-pretend-invented-Christian man says and those ugly stupid I hate the ancient books that are younger than stuff that doesn’t offend me because paganism cool because it basically cartoons and comic books and I can pretend to have an interest and it not the guy written by those guys that all agreed to lie about their savior-dude that it’s totally normal to always take some Pavlovian emotional posturing routine in reaction to—hostility = fun and sometimes so fun it almost makes all 200 of my sperm cells leave my unconsensually-gestated decades-postponed reproductive healthcare oversight, and passive-aggressive = cool ranch version of that, and sighingly fake-tired/fake-taken-aback = just normal neutral guy with perspective, and it’s all authoritative somehow and that somehow is because it’s gratifying and convenient, this is how science and perspective and the other words work—and then the guys who I don’t want to exist who wrote about the guy I REALLY don’t want to exist did literally everything they possibly could to make the lie convincing without a single leak or bit of dissonance between any of them ever including selling it through starvation, torture, intellectual challenge from everyone else, and also being murdered for the obvious grift that got them all of that plus nothing.
They’re irrelevant and not a thing and can’t be believed in and you can treat them however because kewl kids don’t ever have to grow up and it also makes the rainbow-pixie-gods and correctly correct science and everyone who does cool demon aesthetics—which aren’t any nonexistent handmaids’ tales that I don’t like—sad because it still dominates society and it’s still so popular and ALL 30% of the RIGHT-WING-CONSERVATIVE-CONCENTRATION-CAMP-BUILDING-MEXICAN-BUNNY-SHOOTING Republicans want to GENOCIDE gay marriage.Do anything. Doing stuff implies that they want to do life, and that’s offensive to the Brown Boat Gods whose anti-colonialist enriching culture forbids their being alive and not raped or enslaved.
Discussion
Research into our ‘Bill due by’ metrics says we need to do more research.
Works Cited
Random garbage from completely different countries, and no I won’t specify when this is the case, what do you think I get paid for?
Random garbage from my student projects.
A bunch of other random garbage from the ‘70s, ‘90s, and 2000’s.
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